Saturday, March 12, 2011
Thought of the day...
Ever had a friend who was a real douchebag? You know, that guy that you hang out with, but have no idea why, because you totally loath the bastard. Anything you have done, he has done five times, and better, and faster, and would show you the pictures to prove it only they were lost in the fire that engulfed his apartment building...you know, the fire that have saved all of those crippled orphans from. Yeah, that asshole.You know who he (or she) is. We all have one. Why do we hang out with that guy? I'll tell you why. Because everyone needs someone to hate. That's right, I said it. We all want someone that we can detest because it creates a balance. Without that one irritating assclown, you would not appreciate all of the mediocre friends you have.
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Agreed. Someone I considered a best friend, had known since middle school went nuts on me last summer, said I was a piece of shite, not a good person, would aspire to be nothing more than a pharmacy technician, etc etc just basically ripped my whole life apart. I was sad for a long time and angry. But then looking back, she was very demeaning when she spoke to me, very critical, a little manipulative etc. So I don't miss her but I had put a ton of trust in her. (her husband is an alcoholic, they're both potheads and her job is a dogwalker. So who's the winner) Most peeople are douches, just gotta accept it.
ReplyDeleteBut she made everyone else look a lot better in retrospect. She existed to create that balance...and walk a few schnauzers...and keep Ace the weed-dealers business afloat :D
ReplyDeletehaha that's a good way of looking at it
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