Monday, March 7, 2011

Charlie Rant (cont.)

Ladies, I've got good news.  One of "Charlie's Goddesses" has left the building, opening up a space for a new gal pal.  If you have experience is babysitting, porn, or making delicious onion rings (in the nude), put in your application, today! He prefers girls that look like trolls, so be warned, you may have to skip bathing for two or three...weeks. Skip a few nights of sleep, as well.  If you aren't a methhead, you'd better at least look like one.

Well, those are the application specifications.  Accepting applicant, today! 

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